October 22: Say Hello

[Warren Ellis]

Introduce yourselves as you come through.

-- W

[jmccance]

Joel, postcollegiate electronic hobo. That is: an unemployed, recent grad who spends too much time online instead of searching for a job.

Cheers.

[Steven Huls]

Hello Warren, and hello everyone. This will be fun.

[Optical]

Burnt-out wage slave.
I like pie.
I'm loving the endtimes.

[Gabriel]

Whores all of us.

[ELind]

Hey. I'm Emily. Recent-ish college grad. Stuck in the hell of retail, trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.

[rone]

I'm unemployed. I hate the Internet. Time to open a bottle of wine.

[Matt Jones]

Hey hey, howdo folks. I am not the warchalking fellow.

[Zachary Whitten]

I am Zachary Whitten. I live in Memphis. I work at Combustion. I make the pretty things on the Internet work. I drink. I plot and I scheme. I occasionally write things that will probably never see the light of day. I have a Bachelors of Fine Arts in video game design, which means that no matter how attractive I may or may not be, I will have less sex than any of you. I have a tattoo of a 16th century wood cutting square in the middle of my chest. There are two naked babies in said wood cutting. I'd be fucked if I ever went to jail. Sadly, I mean that in the literal sense.

[David Swanson]

Greetings. I am Dave, I'm currently studying at the University of Stirling and I am far too tired to think of anything funny to say.

[Nathaniel]

hello, my name is nathaniel sometimes i'm interesting.

[Mike Cane]

Must I?

[Paladine]

Hey,

I'm German, that's all you need to know, and I neither smoke nor drink nor inject my testicles with saline, so I'm clearly at the wrong place and must be sick for liking »Crooked Little Vein« – which might mean I'm in the right place, after all.